Girls: New Girls

It's true, our local vicar told us. "Brooke Evers was probably created after God had had a wee dram of Port," he said.

There is nothing "grown-up" about watching girls kissing each other passionately whilst wearing very little you know. Nothing at all. Hence this article...

Never mind over-dressed stars on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, check out the goings on in Miami.

It's true. If she's after just a quick soup on her lunch hour she'll use the microwave.

If you put Amy Winehouse and a mirror together a hideous drug binge would occur. Put other women next to a mirror and a whole different scenario unfolds…

Ella didn't say this. Another girl we know did down the pub. Seriously, can you believe that? Amazing huh.

Perhaps we're making this up (and, yes, for the hard of thinking, we definitely are) but Victoria Moore appears to be the only model we know who answers all of her questions using famous phrases.