Girls: New Girls

Scouse Amy, the wonderful luscious Scouse Amy, the Amy of our dreams and our nightmares, the young Scouse goddess you see before you, has made our minds to go to mush.

A catfight's not a catfight unless it involves minimal clothage and maximum curves. Prepare to be knocked out by the fighting girls of Tekken!

"I'm a tiny 5'3, 115 lb, African American, Native American and German girl. I love drinking, partying, cooking, going out to the movies, interior decorating and shopping." We're hooked.

If Saiorse was a light-emitting diode, she would blind you, such is her piercing aesthetic ferocity.

Alicia is like a fleshy torch. A beacon of partially-clothed goodness ready to shine up your bleak and tearful little world. Shine Alicia, SHIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Nietzsche once said: 'Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man.' We still think one day Stina might let us take her out though.

We'd like to introduce you to Chloe, a beauty with brains to match. Intellectually, she sees modelling as pure self-expression.