Janini, we know you're hot. We can see you're hot for goodness sake. But you must sort out your priorities, darling.
It's all very well being dead fit and swanning around London buying posh lingerie and that but look at your front room. It's a shithole.
That sofa's seen better days and shabby chic or not, them walls could do with a lick of paint, love.
Take the morning off from knicker shops in Mayfair and get round to ours. We'll run you up Argos and get you tooled up Our neighbour reckons there's a two-for-one on rollers and emulsion.
Keep your chin up love, we'll sort this one out.
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