Alize Lily

Mounter Swimwear 2011

She is not a horse and we are not wearing jodhpurs.

She is a spot-on lingerie model and we are heathen journalists with bad drinking habits and mums who still love us.

The chances of us actually meeting Alize Lily are probably slightly more than most men.

However, doing the aforementioned to her WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

By all means you can peruse this picture and imagine us doing said thing though.

We're guessing you might want to put yourself in that position though.

It's not all about us after all.

Shame, that.