Cintia Dicker

No more dicking around!

Here is Cintia Dicker, looking rather fantastic but appearing to be inside some dilapidated room with paint peeling off the walls. We feel quite strongly about this so we've decided to write her a letter.

Dear Cintia,

It has come to our attention that you may be working in unsafe conditions. If this is actually the case, please proceed to our H.R. department who will direct you straight to our office where we can real good care of you.

And we mean that in a nice, possibly sexy way. Hopefully sexy way. Not in a mobster kind of way. Cos that would be whacking.

Whacking Dicker is wrong.

Sincerly,

Maxim Chaps.

Awesome, now just to get an address...