Amy Rebecca Ince

Bed Flogger of the Year

She makes them look good, doesn't she?

Probably loves a silk sheet too, and a posh pillow, the minx.

The next sentences of this article could, naturally, descend into something quite rude, and in your heads you're betting that we're going to say how we'd "like to test out a new mattress with her" or how "she'd need new sheets if ever we got hold of her!".

We're not going to though.

We're going to keep it short and sweet and nice and calm.

So there.

One-nil to us.

Ish.