Jessica Burciaga

Sounds like an Italian sports car

We mean her surname.

"Carlos, go round the back and pick up the blue Burciaga and meet me round the front in two minutes."

It just sounds right, doesn't it?

And she certainly looks like she has the right aerodynamic curves, body kit and efficient braking system!

[Sorry, that last one doesn't work at all, apologies – Ed]

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