Pauline Butcher

Not related to Pat

Her name may bring to mind the dangly-earringed trashbat from Eastenders with the most killable family on British TV, but we don't care one gleaming, mouthy iota.

Isn't it refreshing just to feature a gorgeous model with a normal name?

We come across so many girls in our line of work with names like Chardonnay, ChernoBell, Pippi, Shellie and Vikki, it's nice to meet a no-nonsense Pauline with the body of an angel and the same name as your auntie who makes a mean spag bol.

Pauline Butcher, meet the Maxim readers.

Readers, meet Pauline Butcher.

Now, do as you will. We're off for a cup of tea, a Digestive and something else old-school and honest. Maybe an argument with the missus.

Yeah, why not.