Marie Blanchard

The Haitian Beauty

This Haitian born-and-bred hottie is so hot in fact, here is a list of the natural disasters that she is impervious to, as proven by the finest scientist in the Maxim office.

Blizzards
Contractible diseases
Cyclones
Famines
Floods and landslides
Heat waves
Limnic eruptions
Tornadoes
Tsunamis
Volcanic eruptions
Wildfires and bushfires

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