"Good morning. In less than an hour, Maxim readers from the UK will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest bikini/lollipop battle in the history of mankind.
"Mankind."
That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom...
Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from wool products and elasticated denim. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. To strip-off and pout into camera lenses.
And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! We are going to strip down to small bikinis and frolic in the sand and on the grass with lollipops in our hands, smiles on our faces and skmpy swimwear on our backs. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
Check out the results to your right.
We think it did the job...
ARE AMERICAN CHICKS SUCKING LOLLIPOPS BETTER THAN ENGLISH GIRLS IN SANTA HATS? JOIN THE DEBATE HERE!
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