We hold a immovable and irascible disregard for Mr Cristiano Ronaldo.
He's cocky. He's arrogant. He's always in the papers wearing pathetically short shorts and reflective sunglasses. And now he goes out with Irina Shayk!
Oh, and aside from that little bloke from Argentina – who looks like all he does is wank and play Xbox 360 – Ronaldo's also the GREATEST FOOTBALLER ON THE PLANET!
If that's not enough to hate him then we don't know what is.
What do you mean we're "bitter"?
Pffft...
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