Erin Jensen

And her Top Tips

Erica's tips (sic):

WOMEN. Look like me when you go into pubs and you'll get bought drinks all night by men.
MEN. Look like me when you go into pubs and you'll get bought drinks all night by other men.

Not bad advice eh. Not gender-biased. Not taking up too much of your time. And not really that useful either.

Ah well, we tried.

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Now look at our photoset of the rather awesome Erica Jensen doing the housework to your right in that lovely little gallery. If she was our maid we'd have her hand wash our Tintin knickers and fervently polish all our six-a-side trophies. And we certainly wouldn't let a photographer in to distract her by taking photos. We'd want our full money's worth. Oh yes.

Maxim: [Shouting above hoover] "Erica! Erica! ERICAAAAAAAAA!"
Erica: [Turns off hoover] "Yes, Maxim?"
Maxim: "Keep the noise down will ya, Columbo's about to start. Oh, and light my cigarette will ya?"
Erica: "I'll go and get one from the kitchen pronto. And whilst I'm there I'll bring you a crisp newspaper, an ice cold beverage of your choice and accidentally let my already rather skmpy top unfasten on the kitchen door.
Maxim: "Chop chop then"

What are men without dreams eh?