Krystal Forscutt's bottom has a longer CV than her owner's and a more aggressive entourage. When we confirmed this shoot, even we had to jump through all sorts of legal hoops just to get some time with Krystall Forscutt and her bottom in the same place. Eventually we had to settle for getting her bottom on the phone for five minutes whilst it was backstage at a BEST BUMS ON PLANET EARTH 2010 awards. Krystal was taking at break at home in Oz...
Maxim: So, you must be a right shoo-in for the BEST BUM ON THE PLANET 2010 award then?
Krystal Forscutt's bottom: Now that Patrick Swayze has left us I have to be the favourite, yes, but you never know with these things. Apprently Hasselhoff is on the panel this year and after a Smirnoff or two is rather partial to a flat bottom with no real shape or personality, so I may lose that vote.
Maxim: What else have you been up to lately?
KFb: Me and Krystal have been working together on some more shots in some dreamy/beachy/wet locales in Oz, and I have had a very prominent role not only in the shots but also in the art direction, so things are ticking along quite nicely thank you.
Maxim: That's good to hear. And how is Krystal?
KFb: Krystal is having a break at her mum's house. I'm out here with Peter Andre's six-pack, Jack Nicholson's eyebrows and Giselle's lower torso – and we're having a whale of a tim!
Maxim: The old crew back together eh?
KFb: Hahaha, yeah, something like that. Let's just say that if we carry on drinking Schnapps in the manner which we have been over the last 48 hours, then there'll be no discernible difference between us and regular people's body parts! Actually, that's a horrible thought - what am I saying?!
Maxim: Hahahahahahaha - PLEASE DON'T MOCK THE AFFLICTED!
KFb: Hahahahaha - no, seriously, I have to watch myself this year!
Maxim: STOP IT, YOU'RE PERFECT!
KFb: STOP IT!
Maxim: STOP!
KFb: Hahahahahaha!
[Four whole minutes later]
Maxim: STOP!
KFb: Hahahahahaha!
Maxim: STOP!
KFb: Hahahahahaha! I've actually got to go now, it's my turned to go on stage. Look out for more of me and Krystal soon yeah! I LOVE YOU/ME, MAXIM!
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