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Teisha Lowry
Oooooh, what a luvverly pair of coconuts!

Apart from very tenuously being a reminiscent of a pair of “whambags”, coconuts have a lot of other interesting foibles. This article is not about coconuts though, it’s about the amazing Teisha Lowry. So, we’re afraid the coconut trivia tree will just have be shaken some other day. (Apologies, coconut fans.)

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'Does she have what it takes to be WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS TO BE? Find out next summer...'
In her short biography at a reputable model agency we use, Teisha Lowry's back story is described as such:

'Less than a year ago Teisha Lowry was hitting the streets of Melbourne Australia with her portfolio and show reel under her arm, knocking on doors and being rejected by client after client. But now it’s ‘payback time’.

Honestly, watch the brilliant video below, with five of the best voiceover artists in America (it’s really amazing, you have to do it, seriously.)

Now re-read her back story introduction as if you were one of those guys. Even better now, isn't it?

It goes on:
‘Through hard work, grit, self belief and just a touch of good fortune, this stunning 23-year-old German/Ukrainian goddess is making the world stand up and take notice. Would you or could you reject such beauty?’

How amazing is that? In our head she’s already transformed from 'very delicious model' into 'ass-kicking international supermodel/spy'. After this line we’d cue in a massive “action” sequence of her knocking on various agency doors, dropping her portfolio on a busy street and staying up till the early hours painstakingly doing her nails for tomorrow’s gruelling castings/coffees.

In our world it would end like this:
'Does she have what it takes to be WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS TO BE? Find out next summer...'

AWESOME.

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(Crowbarred-in coconut trivia: The "nut" of the coconut is the edible endosperm, located on the inner surface of the shell. Inside the endosperm layer, there's an edible clear liquid that is sweet or salty or both at the SAME TIME. Oo-coconut-er.)

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