Krystal Forscutt

The greatest butt on the planet!

	We imagine her face and her bottom are quite pleased with themselves actually

Krystal Forscutt was a massive star Down Under when she took Oz Big Brother by storm and now her and her amazing bottom are in the pages of Maxim. We imagine her face and her bottom are quite pleased with themselves actually, perfect as they are. Her male housemates would probably agree.

Face: You alright down there?

Bottom: Yeah.

Face: Me too.

Bottom: I've had perter days, but I still look incredible, so like, derrrr!

Face: I just looked at someone else's arse actually and it wasn't a patch on you!

Bottom: Not many of them are.

Face: True. It's hardly worth looking any more.

Bottom: True.

Face: True.

Bottom: I have another face staring at me now. [Yawns]

Face: [Yawns]

Bottom: I hear that Uncle Bingo fella is putting both of us up on the Maxim web site.

Face: I like that site.

Bottom: Me too. We'll look great on it.

Face: True. And when people stare at us on it we won't have the uncomfortable feeling of superiority rush through us. It'll be like they're staring at us, but we won't have to do anything about it. Except feel good.

Bottom: Yes indeed. People can just stare at us as they please. Forever if they want to.

Face: True.

Bottom: Yeah, that site is good. We'll look great on it.

Face: Yes we will [Yawns]

Bottom: [Yawns]

[Ends]