Ceyda Ates

Turkish Delight

One of Turkey’s most nubile natives, golden-haired Ceyda Ates is not just famous for being snapped in her knickers, she’s most noted for starring in Turkish comedy classic Çılgın Dersane – an odd feature that involves lots of bikini-clad girls dancing to bad house music, a bemused fatman waving flags and lots of shit gags. You have to be drunk to enjoy it. And asleep.

Did you know? In Belgrade Zoo, there’s a monument to Sami the chimp – he managed to escape twice from there in the 80s, becoming a local hero in the process. He is described as ‘an unusually smart chimp…a philosopher’.