Jade Ball

A Minty American!

Yes, we know she's lovely. But in your enthusiasm for the artistic merits of this photo, you may have failed to notice the petite packet of Listerine Actives attached to Ms Ball's underwear.

These are tiny strips of germ-destroying freshness designed to turn the fetid swamp of your mouth into something palatable. The G-string itself has been specially designed by Frost French with a special pouch for a lady's Listerine Actives - as well as looking quite charming on this young lady.

A new face in the UK, Jade had already strutted her stuff on the catwalks of New York and tried her hand at acting, but how exactly did she land this job? Well, it turns out that her dad is in fact the boss of the company that makes Listerine. Suspicious coincidence? Blatant nepotism? Frankly, who cares?

Any behind-the-scenes conspiracy that leads Jade in front of a camera can only be a jolly good thing.