Eva Nilsen

Probably the Best Babe Eva

	If a man want's to come and talk to me, forget Dutch courage. There is nothing I hate more than a drunk

'I love the stuff,' trills the young construction worker who reveals her builder's crack in Carlsberg's new 'Perfect Holiday' advert. 'I absolutely love it. And I can drink,' she adds with a smile.

'At the beginning of the night you'll see me stood quietly next to the bar, but the more I drink, the more likely you are to see me dancing naked on tables'. Sorry, which bar was that? 'I can out-drink all my friends, but if a man want's to come and talk to me, forget Dutch courage. There is nothing I hate more than a drunk'.

Aside from promoting Denmark's beloved beer, however, the Spanish-born maiden has had her fair share of crap jobs. 'I had to do an Aswad video, years ago', she remembers. 'It was January, freezing cold and I had to do a scene in a swimming pool. Needless to say every single part of my body was freezing, which, in hindsight, was probably the whole idea'.

Aswad are no fools. So are we to take it this modelling lark isn't up to scratch? 'It's great, but when I was younger I really wanted to be a supermarket checkout girl. I used to see the girls keeping all the money they took. They had stacks of the stuff.' Perhaps it's time for a job change? 'No chance. I love posing', Eva purrs. 'Besides, you don't get free beer working at a checkout'.