Lauren Gold

As good as Gold

	When I was younger I wanted to be a nurse - just so I could see lots of willies!

Don't be embarrassed, every heterosexual male does. Not because of the whinging vocals from the baby-faced Take That degenerate, but because of glimpses of the sophisticated beauty on the decks, the lovely Lauren Gold.

'The concept of the video is that Robbie's trying to catch my attention,' explains Gold, 'so I wasn't allowed to look at him the whole time he was stripping off.' What not even a little bit? Surely something like making a music video shouldn't stop your fevered passions? 'Well, perhaps I had a little look,' she admits. 'I couldn't help it. I mean he had a bloody thong on!'

It must take a rare degree of professionalism to concentrate on the job in hand when someone is gyrating about in front of you wearing nothing but pants. So wasn't Lauren worried about getting hit by flying body parts? 'Fortunately I was on higher ground, but other girls weren't so lucky,' the 19-year-old roars. 'I did see it all though, it was a horrible sight. Not nice.'

Although Lauren has never really fancied riding the wheels of steel, did she ever consider a career that didn't involve standing around looking pretty? 'I've never thought about doing anything else seriously, but when I was younger I wanted to be a nurse - just so I could see lots of willies!' Blimey! Best stick to music videos then girl, the NHS is in a deep enough crisis already.