It’s Naomi from Shipwrecked!

The climactic final weeks of Shipwrecked have left us very excited indeed! Not because we care who wins. No, it’s because of Naomi – the girl who eased brutal hangovers across the land with her bikini-clad sunbathing and pole-dancing heroics. Now she’s taken her clothes off again! We asked her to dish the dirt. And boy, were we shocked…

So, Shipwrecked – did it ever get a bit dull?

It did get a bit boring towards the end, but you can’t complain when you’re in a place like that! Getting up when you want, sunbathing when you want…

What did you miss most?

I missed washing and curling my hair. You get such a tiny bit of mirror it’s not even worth looking at yourself. You smell and you’re full of sand.

If you’d had to cook and eat one of your fellow islanders, who would you have picked?

Hmm… that’s a tough one. I’d probably eat Marine [Paul Harris]. We called him ‘The Big Teddy Bear’ so I reckon he’d be very tasty. He’s going to love me saying I’d eat him!

Did you sunbathe topless on the island?

I sunbathed topless for the first time ever on the island. To start with I went away on my own to a private bit of the beach so no one could see me, but by the end everyone was doing it where they liked – though none of it ended up on camera.

So what else did you get up to when the cameras weren’t there?

Ooh… sometimes we were a bit naughty! There was lots of kissing – lots of girl-on-girl kissing too! I didn’t join in on that one, though.

We heard reports of a ‘masturbation hut’…

A masturbation hut! I don’t think so. Some of the boys used to go for a ‘man walk’ or a ‘gentlemen’s wander’. They’d go up to Tall Man’s Point and have a wank!

Where did people go to have sex?

There were loads of places you could have sex! There was Flag Point which was quite private, or in the hut when no one was there. And on the beach.

Did you try them all out?

Yeah! Everyone was at it.

If you had to choose between fighting a jellyfish or an octopus, which would you go for?

I’d fight an octopus because I’ve learnt how to kill one! If they start to suck on your arm, you have to get their head and pop it! Then they’re dead.

What was the first thing you did when you got back?

I had a long shower – then I ate a load of chocolate.

Did you go out and get wasted?

The Saturday after I came back I had a load of vodka and a bottle of wine at my friend’s house. Then we went to a bar, fell over the table and smashed everything. I tried to go in the club next door but they wouldn’t let me in! I was well drunk.

What happened at the after-party?

It was the first time we’d had alcohol in ages, so we all ended up going a bit mad – lots of incestuous goings on. Everyone pulled someone different to who they had on the island!

Did you?

Yep, I pulled someone off the other island!

A girl?

No, I’m happy with men, thanks!

We were impressed by your pole-dancing skills. Where did you pick up moves like that?

They’re self-taught. I used to podium dance. A girl I used to work with used to pole-dance so I said to her, ‘Teach me a trick’, so she did! I’m a natural mover.

It’s much colder in Britain than on the island – have you started wearing pyjamas?

No, I don’t wear anything in bed apart from my knickers. But if you’ve got someone to snuggle up to, it’s all right…