Jerri Byrne

You Name It, She's Done It

	I've been tied to a ceiling hook naked, blindfolded and then spanked. I loved that. I'm into a bit of S&M.

Say hello to Maxim's new sex columnist Jerri Byrne. Jerri graces the cover of the July issue of Maxim and also takes all her clothes off in the August 2004 Maxim DVD.

She shares a house with a load of other page 3 girls (dribble), loves football, is anybody's after three glasses of wine, and also enjoys a spot of S&M and making love with a woman. Not much going for her then?!

Tell us about this notorious house of page 3 girls you live in...

It's like a guy's fantasy island because we've all got big tits, and are forever running around in our undies rubbing suntan lotion into each other. You should see the neighbours faces when we walk out in our little skirts and tops.

As our new resident sexpert, have you ever come across a guy who was beyond help?

I'll always say if something isn't working and I'm happy to take advice from guys. I've been giving a blow job and the guy's said,'If you do it this way, it feels much better'. And I'm fine with that because I've learnt something. So if you tell me how you like it that's how I'll suck it.

Would you ever have any work done downstairs - the old 'designer vagina' nip and tuck?

You don't want your labia flapping about in the wind do you? I wouldn't have it done now though. I've got a nice tight one thank you very much. It's very neat and compact like a little lunchbox.

Ever had sex with a woman?

Oh yeah, I've had a bit with a woman. It was great - not somethng I'd do again but I like to experience everything. I'd snog a woman if I fancied her, but nothing beats having sex with a man.

Can you to tell us about your wildest sex session?

I've had sex on cars and in forests but really can't be arsed with all that. I'd rather be at home having freaky sex. I've been tied to a ceiling hook naked, blindfolded and then spanked. I loved that. I'm into a bit of S&M.

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