Joanna Taylor

Last time you spoke to Maxim you begged readers to chat you up as you were having trouble finding a man. Any luck?

Well I've got a boyfriend at the moment but I still don't get chatted up. Last time I said I needed an older man to control me who wouldn't let me walk all over him and a week later I got a letter from a 48-year-old bloke who said he'd be happy to dominate me. But he didn't send a photo. You know they're dodgy if they don't send a photo.

Did you have loads of boyfriends at school?

None at all! I went to an all girls school and was always taunted for being ugly. So I'd like to say, 'Ha! Tell me girls, where exactly are you now?'

When did the bosom fairy arrive?

When I was about 18 - it happened overnight. I bought a Wonderbra the other day and could hardly get in it. But once it was on, my God! It made my breasts absolutely huge - they were entering rooms before I did. Bloody fantastic!

What would you wear for a sweaty night in?

Blokes always like black bras and panties but I think delicate white underwear is far more sexy. So I'd make sure I had on a favourite pair. Or if I had a date in a posh restaurant I wouldn't wear any underwear at all and then quietly tell him halfway through the hors d'oeuvres. But I know I could never dress up any more than that, I'd just laugh or die of embarrassment.

What tips would you give men to improve their performance behind the bedroom door?

Easy. During foreplay, be more gentle with your hands. All my friends agree that blokes are too rough and heavy handed. Light movements will get you everywhere. And don't be selfish. There's nothing worse than a guy for whom sex is just a means to an end. A man that will wait for you first is so much better.

Finally, you said you were going to try to have sex on the Hollyoaks set. Anything to report?

It's really frustrating but I still haven't managed it. The problem is that all the beds are rock hard and on the verge of collapsing. I suppose there is the swimming pool or maybe the Morgan family's front room - on one of the couches. That would be best.