Our dad would certainly be impressed if we turned up to Christmas dinner with Kate Upton nestled on our arm.
Wouldn't it be great if she liked Countdown more than China Whites and was right fond of six-hour Scalextric marathons?
Wouldn't it be ace if she turned up occasionally with obscure international football matches of the past on bootleg DVDs and insist we watch them with her whilst eating Domino's American Hot pizza?
Yes it would.
Our brain has melted just thinking about it.
Sorry about that.
Anyone got a spare we can borrow?
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