Jenni Farley

Right exotic, like

Big boobies.

Fiery red bikinis.

Bikini with bright red trim.

Leopard print stuff.

Lifeguard huts.

Half-finished tattoos of dragons.

Pouty botox lips.

Sand.

Sexy figures that make men wanna lift weights.

Curvy bum-bums.

And palm tress. Lots of palm tress.

Jenni Farley ticks all these. Which is uncanny seeing as we wrote this artilce before we'd even seen her pics.

The world is mad.

As you were.