Irina Shayk

Shayking all over

She's the sort of woman you want to take to a posh party to "show-off" and eventually "lose" to your better looking, more financial stable boss. Who has better hair than you. And a nice car. And a modern pied-a-terre in a part of town you've only ever driven through. And you still felt out of place then.

We've never been to one of these soirees, of course.

We go to the pub at lunch, rarely come back to the office and generally get funny looks at evening events if we ever make them.

And we're never invited anyway.

If we were though, we'd take Irina Shayk.