Amber Heard

Topless Photoshoot

We weren't too sure who Amber Heard was, as we'd never HEARD of her before.

HAH.

Anyway, we looked her up on the old interwebs; turns out she's an actress! And she was in Zombieland. We loved Zombieland! Bill Murray is a fucking leg-end.

Anyway, yeah, now we've all heard of Heard, we can go back to appreciating what a mighty fine piece of art she is. A piece of art we'd like to lay down by the fire.

And, thanks to Wikipedia, the most FACTUALLY CORRECT WEBSITE EVER [edited by Johann Hari that isn't Johann Hari], we also know that Amber is currently dating the WOMAN who did this photoshoot, and she is also totally down with dating guys too. Whether that means at the same time or not, we don't know, but we can dream can't we?