According to her memoirs, which we've just made up, "Once, when I was looking for spiders in the bottom of my knicker drawer, I found a kinky old Intimissimi Christmas lingerie sexy hoody thing, so i put it on. It wasn't even Christmas Day!"
As you can see, Irina is a laugh.
She also doesn't say: "One day I went to the shop and asked them if they had any Sunday Times papers left. The woman behind the counter laughed and said: 'It's Saturday!' It was, like, soooo embarrassing..."
Riveting, farcical, made up, classic. More soon.
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