Diana Morales

The Diana Morales Quiz

FACTS:

1) Diana Morales was born in a caravan in East Midlothian.

2) Her natural hair colour is black with ageing flecks of grey.

3) Here eyes are naturally an exotic blend of custard yellow and blood red.

4) She was born in 1967 in a shopping trolley in Asda.

5) Diana Morales is 245 inches tall.

FIBS:

1) FALSE: She wasn't, she was born in Valencia, Spain.

2) FALSE: Her hair is actually auburn.

3) FALSE: They are actualy an intoxicating mix of green/brown.

4) FALSE: She was born in 1987 in a hospital.

5) FALSE: She is actually an intoxicatingly tiny 168cm

GAME OVER!

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Diana Morales was wearing Frederick's of Hollywood in these pics.