Joanna Krupa

Makes us want to be sand and stone!

There would be a stampede to see her wispy smile, yielding pout and heaving bosom.

She look a bit tasty in a bikini too.

We asked her some questions...

What are your favourite things about English men in comparison to our American cousins? Which do you prefer?
The accent right away makes a brit sound intelligent and sexy even if he just orders a beer. A british gentleman might not be known for having the best teeth, but surely the best manners!

What three things should we not do on a first date with you?
Talk about yourself all night, pick your teeth and forget to use deodorant!

Tell us, in less than 25 words, your perfect weekend. 
When I can spend time with my family and loved ones and snuggle on the couch and watch movies and make chocolate chip cookies.

If all the animals in the world were to be made extinct, which three species would you save and why?
Dogs, dolphins and pigs – 'cause all three are very intelligent and bright.

Which three people would you least like to have over your house for a dinner party?
Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

So there ya go. If you fancy getting it on with Ms Krupa, be respectful and polite, make sure you wash your armpits and don't dress as Lindsay Lohan.

Simple...

You can Tweet and follow the amazing Joanna here: @joannakrupa