Kate Beckinsale

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They are usually also obsessed with crap "launch events".

And "nipple slips".

We find it all rather boring if we're honest.

HOWEVER, if any of the above involve KATE BECKINSALE, then everything changes.

We could watch her brush her teeth.

We could watch her do a 4,000 piece jigsaw. In silence.

We could even have a conversation with her about TOWIE or Katie Price's new show, AS LONG AS SHE KNEW WE CARED.

Damn she's fit.

[Bursts into tears]