Lily Aldridge

Victoria's Secret shoot!

Now this is a story all about how,
Our lives got flipped turned upside down,
And we'd like to take a minute so just sit right there,
We'll tell you how we became entranced by Lily's derriere.

In Central London born and raised,
In the office is where we spend most of our days,
Chilling out maxing and relaxing all cool,
Looking at boobies with the occasional game of pool,
When a couple of guys who were up to no good,
Started making trouble in the neighbourhood,
We got in one little argument and our boss got scared,
He said "Sit down, shut up and show me Lily's derriere".

We jumped on the internet and all became clear,
Lily is fresh and looks good in the mirror,
If anything we could say that her looks were rare,
But we thought "Nah forget it, let's see that derriere!

We finished the gallery around seven or eight,
And we emailed Lily "HEY BABY SEE YOU LATER",
Looked at the pictures, we were finally there,
Basking in the glow of Lily's derriere!