Adriana Lima

A lovely pair of coconuts

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...in fact, when we get the call to take this godforesaken country over we will make it our first point of business: Behind-the-counter coconuts that can only be bought by asking "Can i have a lovely fresh pair of coconuts please?"

And smiling.

If this ever stops being funny, which it obviously won't, then we will eat our proverbial hats, which we will make taste like Calippo lollipops.

So we will win ALL ENDS UP.

Come on Mr Cameron, let us take over.

You know it maketh the sense.

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