Erin Heatherton

Victoria's Secret photoshoot!

Not suggesting that you eat her, of course, because that would ruin it for the rest of us.

And to be honest we thought we had a bit of a thing going on.

But you don't call anymore. We've let ourselves go a bit. Time heals all wounds apart from the ones caused by the fridge.

MAYBE IF YOU BOUGHT US SOME NICE DRESSES ONCE IN A WHILE!!

Er... here's Erin!