Audrina Patridge

It's a beach! And I'm on it!

We are NEVER this happy when we are on the beach.

Our girlfriend tries to chase us into the ocean and splash water on us, which we find gently amusing, but we are NEVER THIS HAPPY.

Perhaps she knows how good she looks on the beach.

In that bikini

And in that other one.

Perhaps she knows that the male gaze of the world is on her even though she is only in the line-of-sight of but a few.

Perhaps the SAND IS TICKLING HER BEAUTIFUL TOES.

Or perhaps she's just high on some crazy new Hollywood high which only the insanely beautiful and nice-breasted can appreciate.

We just don't know.