Cintia Dicker

Blood is Dicker than water

"Look, when you have to write twenty to thirty pithy headlines a day then you'd struggle too, yeah"

"Isn't that basically your job, though?"

[A pondering silence]

"Like, isn't it your job to to make up headlines about girls and other things that men like, which ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE"

[silence]

"Stuffthat engages people imediately with the article.."

[just silence]

"Infact, you work for Maxim, so aren't you supposed to make them snappy and possibly FUNNY aswell!"

[silence]

"You'd be truly screwed if you went to work in the real world, wouldn't you?"

"Fuck off yeah. And go an make me another cup of tea, you prick"

[goes to kitchen]

"Workies are such pricks these days eh?"