Kate Upton

Making us quit our job!

She makes our suffering little heart skip every time we see her.

Which is a lot considering we work at Maxim.

We deal with it though.

We consulted our doctor.

He told us to become an accountant. Or a glass blower.

So we have made applications forthwith.

[Thank Goodness - Ed]

Thanks a lot Kate, another one bites the dust eh.

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