Erin Heatherton

Victoria's Secret photoshoot!

We thought back to our childhoods, running around on the beach, not a care in the world. Not even getting sand in our shoes bothered us back then.

We recalled finding a jellyfish, and flinging it at the nearest girl, 'cos girls were icky back then. Some of us were caught by crabs, only to grow up and catch entirely different crabs.

Life was so much better. AND WHY ARE ALL THE CHOCOLATE BARS GETTING SMALLER?! WHY AREN'T CURLY WURLYS MASSIVE ANYMORE? WHY HAVE ALL THE 10p SWEETS AND CRISPS GONE UP TO 15p!

None of this would've happened in our day. Erin Heatherton would've seen to that. Mind you, she's only 22. She probably remembers Vanilla Monster Munch and NOTHING ELSE.

Anyway, enjoy the gallery. We're off for a sulk.

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