It is impossible for two and two not to add up to four.
It is impossible to imagine the England football team winning any significant football tournament in our lifetimes.
It is impossible for any man to look good in Ugg boots.
And it is IMPOSSIBLE not to fancy the knickers off Cameron Diaz.
“I'll stop smoking, I'll stop shopping and I'll wear a bra. People think I'm trying to make a fashion statement because I never wear a bra. It's really that I'm a tomboy at heart.”
“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.”
“I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.”
“My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.”
“I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs.”
“If you really want to torture me, sit me in a room strapped to a chair and put Mariah Carey's records on.”
Like we said, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO FANCY CAMERON DIAZ.
So there.
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