Answer: Even wetter and just a little more miserable than usual.
If we were at Wimbledon we wouldn't take one of those poncey little Union Jacks to wave at Centre COurt, we would take a petition for the return of the Sexiest Tennis Player Ever and get everyone with a sack inside the oldest tennis tournament in the world to sign it.
Even if she was crap now we'd still purchase tickets to watch her.
It wouldn't matter if she forgotten her racket.
She could just stand there in her tiny skirt and make them forehand-accompanying grunts whilst we lick lollipops and eat strawberries on the sidelines.
That would be enough.
And if we did get bored of that charde we could always surf onto our favourite website to look at some more stylised images of her.
Yes, that's a good idea.
OH, WE'RE HERE ALREADY!
ACE!
[You work here you idiot – Ed]
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