Kate Upton

Nice wedding photos

We want her instead of flowers.

We want her instead of vicars and vows.

We want her instead of churches and nubile bridesmaids.

We want her to stand directly infront of our new wife during the photos.

And we want her to be wearing Bridal Bunny lingerie, not some daft frilly dress.

We will pay her for this.

Though not more than £30-40 depending on how much the buffet cost us.

We're not even getting married, but we still want her.

That is all.