Emma Frain

44-inch Chest: Part Deux

...then after rapid consultations with our tinpot marketing firm and production company, we would change it to:

"The Mighty Squabbling Dragons of Andromeda".

Then, after revealing the new name down the pub to our pun-loving idiot mate Dave, we would hire a new marketing firm and rename it "November Frain".

Then, four minutes after we leave the pub, when we realise the production has nothing to do with Novemeber, we would contemplate "Galileo's Mischief" for no discernable reason, before finally settling on "44-Inch Chest: Part Deux".

"That way we appeal to fans of Emma Frain's chest, Ray Winstone buffs and people that are impressed with the language of the Frenchman," someone would probably say.

And so it will go to market.

And we will all get mildly rich.

And Emma Frain's chest will demand more in Hollywood than Johnny Depp's overacting and George Clooney's square chin put together.

And she will dump us.

Because our ideas were rubbish in the first place.

Oh, the joys of fame...

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