Amanda Hinchcliffe

Not Amanda Hugandkiss

[This Tube Bar joke doesn't work if you do it to yourself, please stop it now - Ed]

HAHAHA!

Anyway, Amanda Hinchcliffe, what a lovely sucky drippy little honeypot! We asked her some questions (we didn't actually) and these were her answers (they weren't at all):

SHE MUST BE OBSESSED WITH NUMBERS OR SOMETHING!

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Hi Amanda, How are you today?
Between 4 and 5.

You look amazing in those little pantie type things if that helps your mood.
1,765

Quite.
The human body has a golden ratio which occurs all over it don'tchaknow - 1:1.471.

Which is your favourite shot?
The one where I am doing an impression of Pythagoras's theorum.

We thought that was excellent too.
You don't know even know which one it is or what it is you moronic men's mag journalist you!

Ha! We made you say something that wasn't number-related!
Errrr, 11,765 times INFINITEEEEEEEEEEEE! [Hangs up]

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[You're fired – Ed]