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How crazy would that be?
We think we'd know what would happen if Emmi Moore were to enter.
Ms MOORE would try on said clothes, swan around in them looking dead elegant and curvy and voluptuous and professional, and then a panel of educated judges would preside and deliver a verdict..
"WE LIKE THAT ONE THERE!" they would shout, coq au vin and caviar spilling out of their slack mouths. "AND WE HEREBY UNANIMOUSLY DECLARE HER THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AT WEARING SWIMSUITS!"
"WE HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE CUT THROUGH THE AIR QUITE SO SHARPLY WHILST DONNING SUCH A REVEALING YET APPROPRIATE GARMENT!" they would proffer, as the cheese dish was disemminated among them.
"AND WHAT"S MORE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN A BOTTOM OR A CHEST SO PROUD AND SO SLICK!" they would offer, spilling wine and amphetamines into their little wigs.
It would be a crazy world.
But one that we imagine Emmi Moore would soon become queen of.
We should have a word with her agent...
[You really need to read the headline/do a bit of research before you write these articles Frank – Ed]
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