Girls: Celebrity

Erin Heatherton
Her beauty lies within

By Stuart Messham

January 2011

Inside Erin would be ace.

It would be dead sunny in there.

With free Panda Pops.

Free Panini stickers.

Free Ginsters pasties.

Football stadiums with free bars.

Clothes shops with excellent discount rates.

And loads of other stuff that is beautiful, like art, and old two-seater Mercs.

We want to live in there.

To live in Erin Heatherton.

But not in a weird way.

We'll leave that to Richard Keys.

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