1. No drinking till at least the 5th Jan.
We had to have a stiff Brandy to steady ourselves after seeing the first shot. And a lager. And some snake venom.
2. No more wishing our girlfriends would do horrible things to us on a weeknight with no alcohol in her system.
Oops.
3. No wishing our girlfriend looked like a model whilst symbiotically encouraging us to drink more and be angrier/lazier/more opinionated.
Darn
4. No writing crap articles that no-one reads anyway.
Exactly.
5. And no fucking self-analysis or talking about ourselves in the third person.
Thanks a lot Alice. Maxim, out.


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