Girls: Celebrity

Danica
The best looking woman on Earth?

We know that Miss World contestants are required to come from Earth, but why do earthlings always win the Mr Universe contest?

Text: Stuart Messham / Photos: Zoe McConnell/Celebrity PIctures

December 2010

Surely, an oversight? Or are we just loads better than aliens that they never even qualify for the knockout stages?

Oh, you don't care?

You want us to talk about how wonderful Danica is and how when we look at her face and body our beady eyes have pervy little parties all of their own.

You want us to say that her breasts are made of brandy butter and that when they move they look like smiling, fluffy clouds made of felt and bubbles.

Well, this IS ALL TRUE. But we have such implicit trust in our readership, we assumed you knew all that for yourselves, right?

RIGHT!

Right.

Nice one, chaps.

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6 Comments

NO

Too thin, and her face is wrong.... Definitely not the hottest of anything...

By Pumbaa666 on 18 December, 2010, 9:28pm

Oh My Goodness

Note to editor.. she is PERFECT

By starskibob on 18 December, 2010, 11:00pm

Oh My Goodness

Note to editor.. she is PERFECT

By starskibob on 18 December, 2010, 11:28pm

So whats her full name???

By sumosutton on 20 December, 2010, 2:27pm

DANICA

YOU is one SEXY lady.and i meen SEXY.I have seen you on tv and i wish you were on more daytime tv.
I beleive you have the perfect package.
Face,chest,waist,bottom,legs and height.
I would love to get to know your personality.

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