Imagine the sort of things that become much more fun when Sophie Reade is with you, is smiling at ONLY YOU and one of her GORGEOUS BIG BOOBS is poking out of her top:
1) Getting the bus to work.
2) Getting the bus home from work.
3) Playing Bamboozle on Channel 4 Oracle.
4) Reading Darren Anderton's new biography.
5) Looking at the pictures in Darren Anderton's new biography.
6) Reading aloud the system requirements for your new copy of Football Manager 2011.
7) Hiring a new scout in said game and getting him to look at under 16s in Western Scandinavia.
8) Hiring a new scout in said game and getting him to look at under 16s in Eastern Scandinavia.
9) Try to count the amount of times Gillian McKeith screams her stupid little head off in I'm A Celebrity. And then compare it to the amount of shits she's had in her putrid little life. FOR NO REASON.
10) Flick through the IKEA catalogue for chopsticks.
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