Kylie Minogue

Her official calendar!

We have nothing against Kylie's music. Nothing major anyway. We just don't want to hear it.

We can watch her music videos with the sound off, for example. Go to concerts with ear plugs in. Put up her album covers and throw the discs away.

What we're trying to say, is she's damn fine. She has been for many years, and we're sure we shall remain so for many years to come. Apparently, she's the only thing Australians would give a Castlemaine XXXX for.

Unless she's singing Locomotion... in which case they just head back to the bar.

Click here and realise why you're officially excused if you buy a Kylie calendar this year!