Britney Spears

Hide the umbrellas!

That's a fact, and it's not even proven by Science.

We all have a mate who gets nothing but mental girls. The stalkers, the bunny boilers, the kidnappers, the hoarders, the skitzos, you name it and he's gone out with them.

The best way to find out if a girl you find attractive is a potential nutter: Find your mate that pulls the nutters and say:

You: "Hey Dave, what do you think of her?"
Dave: "Ah mate, I definitely would!"
You: "Thanks Dave. AVOID."

Problem solved. As for girls like Britney, just keep her away from cars whenever she has an umbrella, and clippers whenever she has hair, and everything should be fine. In the mean time, ask Dave what he thinks about this, 232 PICTURES OF BRITNEY BEING SEXY AND NOT MENTAL! Ahhh, the good old days.