To make our perfect year we'd only require the "Strutter" to do a few menial things...
January - Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee.
February - Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on.
March – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag un der her arm.
April – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy.
May – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock.
June – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza.
July – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe.
August – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe and her mobile studio.
September – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe and her mobile studio and massage oils.
October – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe and her mobile studio and massage oils and rubber gloves.
November – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe and her mobile studio and massage oils and rubber gloves and a blindfold.
December – Lindsey Strutt pops round for a cup of coffee and she has no bra on and she has an overnight bag under her arm and she's a little bit tipsy and she has brought a DualShock and some thin crust pepperoni pizza and a crate of Red Stripe and her mobile studio and massage oils and rubber gloves and a blindfold and 6 organic barn eggs.
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