Ella Cole

Looks well tired...

In order to promote the brilliant new game from Capcom, Dead Rising 2.

Not only that, Elle Cole came to our office recently zombied up to her perfect eyeballs with pepperoni pizza under her perfect arm and her perfect G-string deliberately poking above her pitifully small cut-off shorts. We tried not to look. BUT WE SURE AS HELL DID.

And it was good.

Dead Rising 2 will see protagonist and ex-national motocross champion, Chuck Greene, battle loads of zombified fucknuts using evermore enterprising and creative methods under the bright lights of Fortune City. He'll need to save as many dappy citizens as possible and keep his daughter in the zombie suppressant drug, "Zombrex".

In short, if you like dumb fun and zombies then this is most certainly the game for you. After seeing these pictures it may also remind you of a certain model with a cracking bottom, which only serves to act as another incentive.

The overriding mantra: Love Ella's bottom, buy Dead Rising 2.